Lesson 62 – Baked Beans (but not baked)

I have loved baked beans since I was a very small boy.  Rachel!  That will be enough of that!  I once was a very small boy.  Now, back to the lesson;  My mother made wonderful baked beans, from scratch, using dried beans, brown sugar, molasses, freshly chopped onion, ad a smoked pork hock.  It took hours to make, and tasted sweet, and smokey, with perfectly balanced flavors.  And then, a block away from our house was the only chicken place in town, long before KFC came, Vick’s Chicken.  The fried chicken was great, but what I loved was the baked beans that was served there.  The beans didn’t taste like any other made by anyone in our family, or in my friend’s families.  Unfortunately, at six years of age, I didn’t have quite the familiarity with flavors as I have now.

With this lesson, you will learn how to balance flavors, and use shortcuts to make amazing baked beans, in about forty-five minutes, on top of the stove.  And I’ll even throw in the secret to the Vick’s Chicken baked bean recipe.

Tools required: 2 quart pot, stirring spoon, can opener


12 oz. can pinto beans, drained

12 oz. can navy beans, drained

4 tbs. dark brown sugar

2 tbs. blackstrap molasses

1 medium onion, chopped

1/2 tsp. prepared yellow mustard

1/2 tsp. mesquite liquid smoke

1/2 lb. ham, diced

Combine all ingredients into the pan and place over medium low heat.  Bring to a simmer while stirring.  Turn heat down to low and simmer for ten minutes.  Taste the bean sauce and adjust as required with more brown sugar if you want it sweeter, or more molasses if you want a richer flavor.  Let simmer for for twenty more minutes and serve.

Note, you can use maple syrup in place of the molasses if you prefer.  If you serve with hot dogs, use the best hot dogs you ca afford, not the cheap, nasty tasting ones.

Beans go great with BBQ’d anything, with ham, or a pork roast, or burgers.  The work as a side dish for beef roasts, are amazing with lamb, add a great counterpoint to smashed spuds and gravy.  I thing you could even serve them with a worn car tire (no, I am just kidding Roy.  Don’t serve them with a car tire.).

See, you now have a very easy recipe for making baked beans good enough to serve to your mother-in-law.  If course you’ll have a hard time getting them away from Grandpa.

As always, may your hot things be served hot, your cold things be served cold, and your 5-year aged cheddar be served at room temperature.

There is no success outside the home that justifies failure within the home.

Seeeeeeeya; G.W.North



Lesson 61 – Extra Special Pecan Pie

Ok, you know and love Pecan Pie, that rich and delicious Southern Pie.  Up here just shy of the Canadian border, we change it up just a little.  The recipe is similar, but in my humble opinion, so much better (I love the flavor of one key component).

Herbie, yes I know you’re from the deep south and I see you just shaking your head.  But wait until you try this.  You may still like the classic southern recipe better.  It’s all a matter of taste.

So here’s what you’re going to need to make this pie.  Go ahead and look up the lesson for the perfect pie crust.  That’s the crust we will use, but just a single crust, no top crust.

Tools: 1 egg beater, 2 mixing bowls, 1 9-inch cake pan, steady hands.

Ingredients :

2 Eggs, Slightly Beaten

1 Cup Grade B Maple Syrup

1/4 Cup Sugar

2 tbs. Flour

1/4 tsp. Salt

1 tsp. Vanilla

1-1/4 Cups Broken Texas native pecans

2 tbs. Unsweetened Butter

Preheat oven to 375 deg F.


Spread pecans in an unbaked 9-inch pie shell.

Mix remaining ingredients and pour over pecans.

Bake at 375 deg F. for 40 to 50 minutes or until filling is set.

It might surprise you to know that this is actually a custard in the pie, as the main thickening agent is eggs.  But that’s ok.  This is like making a key-lime pie, but with pecans and a maple custard.  But whatever it is, it is rich, delicious, and just in time for Easter Desert.  Who needs candy when you have maple-pecan pie?

Jasmine, here’s a napkin.  You can stop drooling now.


Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North

May your hot things be hot, your cold things be cold, and your Ghouda be aged 1000 days.

There is no success outside the home that can compensate for failure inside the home.



Lesson 60; The Perfect Open Faced Breakfast Sandwich

I love this sandwich.  I have no pictures for it, except those that will enter your mind.  Think; the soft crunch of grilled bread, the meaty texture of a sausage patty, the creamy extravagance of a soft egg yolk.  Now put all of these into your mouth at the same time.  Can you imagine that?  Can you see it in your mind’s eye?  Well after this recipe, it will become a reality, a wonderful reality.  And yes Jordan, you have the skills to make this.

One word comes to mind when I make this upscale sandwich; sublime. It is made from ordinary ingredients, prepared as well as they can be. And the sum of the ingredients is greater than any single part.

So now that the Chief Longwind part is out of the way, let’s build this little piece of cullinary art.

1. 1 slice of your favorite bread. (I love a good, 15 whole grain bread for both texture and flavor)
2. 1 inch thick slice of your favorite Breadfast sausage, flattened into a 4 inch round (I tend to gravitate toward the hot side, but you don’t have to).
3. 1 large egg
4. 12 oz. water
5. 1 tbs. table salt

Place the water and salt into a small saucepan and bring to a boil. Lower the heat until the water is still, but hot.

While the water is coming up to temp, heat a suitable pan for grillng the bread. Butter the bread on both sides with salted butter. Preheat a small frying pan for cooking the sausage.

Get the sausage cooking over medium heat, and place the bread on the hot griddle, or pan. Gently break the egg into the hot, salted water. The salt in the water will perfectly season the egg. Cook both the sausage and bread until golden brown on both sides. Every few minutes gently jostle the egg with the back of a spoon so as to test who firm the egg white is. It is done when there is not gooey egg white and a pink film forms over the yolk. Place the toast on a plate, followed by the sausage. Use a slotted spoon to remove the egg from the water and place on top of the sausage. Break the egg yolk and use a fork to spread it all over the eggwhite, sausage, and bread.


It took me a while to learn how to prepare perfectly poached eggs, but that’s how you do it. You elevate so many dishes by topping them with a poached egg.  This breakfast sandwich, IMHO, is one of the very best. It takes a little more work, and dirties a few more pans, but is so worth the extra effort. I may even like this breakfast better that a stack of perfect pancakes, and that’s saying something.

May your hot things be hot, your cold things be cold, and your cheddar served at room temperature.

There is no success outside the home that can justify failure within the home.

Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North

Lesson 59 – Spatcocked (Butterflied) Chicken with Herbs

I love cooked chicken.  I love it fried, baked, roasted, saute’d, velveted, in pot pies, coups, stews, grilled, smoked, or however you want to make it.  However, I detest chicken that is overcooked, dry, and tough.  I still remember going to a boat show in my home town, with my stepfather.  I was about twelve years old or so.  I knew even back then that I loved chicken.  A new fast food restaurant had just opened and was selling pieces of their fabulous chicken.  My stepfather bough a piece for both of us and I fell in love.  I had never had so many flavors swirling around on my tongue when eating chicken.  To my youthful taste buds, this was second only to pancakes in my culinary world.so, what has that gt to do sith today’s lesson?  Well, it inspired me to learn to use herbs and spices, so that I could create my own great meals.

Now I have to say, Nick, that there have been many a failure along that path of learning how to cook well; and I have made some horrible mistakes.  That brings to mind a spaghetti sauce I once made at my mother-in-laws…  Oh weight, I digress.  Set’s make a great roasted chicken.

First, can anyone tell me how to spatchcock a chicken?  Natisha, how would you butterfly a chicken?  Ah, don’t feel bad.  I didn’t even know the difference between broiling and roasting when I was your age.  And that apple pie you made last week was stellar, the strange sounding word, spatchcock could only come for merry old England, the same people who make spotted dick.  It is a method for opening up the chicken, that is, removing the backbone of the bird, and spreading both halves flat.  The result is a chicken that roasts faster, and more evenly.  The herbs used add flavor.  Her’s how we do it.

Tools:                                                                                                                                                                     1 large roasting pan with 2 inch high sides.                                                                                               1 roasting rack to keep the bird off of the pan bottom                                                                         1 pair of sharp kitchen, or poultry shears, or a sharp, sturdy knife                                                   1 laptop that has internet access.                                                                                                                1 oven

First step,   fire up your laptop and find a YouTube video for spatchcoking a chicken.  Both finding said videyo, and doing the deed are surprisingly easy to do.  Don’t be overwhelmed, Fred.  You can do this.

Ok, you’ve watched the video.  Let’s do this.

Ingredients:                                                                                                                                                         1  3 to 4 pound roasting chicken, thawed                                                                                                 1 1 stick of softened butter (1/4 cup)                                                                                                               Salt shaker                                                                                                                                                           Pepper grinder                                                                                                                                                     Herb shakers filled with:  granulated garlic powder, granulated onion powder, rubbed sage, dried marjoram, dried thyme,  cayenne pepper

Preheat oven to 425′ F.   Open the chicken package over the sink, and remove the bird to your cutting board, breast side down.   Follow the YouTube video and open up that bird.  Remove the liver, gizzards and such.  Now, dry the bird with paper towels then spread butter all over the skin and inside.Sprinkle the whole bird, and I mean every square inch of it, with the salt, pepper, and other seasonings.  Place the cooking rack into the roasting pan, and place the chicken, skin-side up, onto the rack.  Put the chicken into the oven and roast for 450 minutes.  At the end of that time, take its temperature with an instant read thermometer.  The chicken is done when the termometer, inserted at the thigh, body joint, in the thickest part of the meat, but not touching the bone, reads 160′ F.

When you’ve reached the correct temperature, remove the chicken from the oven and just look at it.  Smell it.  Let it rest for ten minutes before carving.  set your table, and put your side dishes into serving bowls  NOW, carve separate that bird into drumsticks, thighs, and breasts.  place them onto a pretty platter and place on the table.  Bow to your family, and/or guests and say – thank you, thank you.  Don’t forget to thank your maker.  Let’s eat.

Seeeeeya; G.W..North

There is no success outside the home that justifies failure within the home.  May your hot thngs be hot, you cold things be cold, and your cheese be at room temperature.




Lesson 58 – Been a While so I have to Give Your Something Great – Hot Fudge Sauce

Ever wonder what commercially made hot fudge sauce is made from?  What’s thick, sweet, ooey-gooey, and not chocolatey at all?  Ok Bart, your hand is up.  Do you know?

Nope, not honey, but that was a good answer.


Nope, not agave syrup, but  you’re close.  Ok, so I’ll tell you.  The main ingredient in many hot fudge sauces, sitting on store shelves, have as their first, and most plentiful ingredient, wait for the drum roll, yes, corn syrup, sometimes high-fructose corn syrup.

Now I’m not an organic chemist, and don’t know how the body processes corn syrup, or high -fructose corn syrup.  But I do know that corn syrup of any kind does not taste like chocolate.

So, let’s make some real hot fudge sauce, make from real chocolate, and a few other premium ingredients.

Tools:                                                                                                                                                                      1. Pint sized, microwave safe glass jar, with screw on lid.                                                                   2. Small, wire balloon whisk                                                                                                                           3. Microwave Oven

Ingredients:                                                                                                                                                          Large Lindt Milk Chocolate bar                                                                                                                      Large Lindt White Chocolate bar                                                                                                                  Girhradelli Milk Chocolate Chips                                                                                                                   1/4 cup heavy cream

Break up the chocolate bars and place into the mason jar.  Add the cream.  place into your microwave an cook on highest setting for 1 minute, thirty seconds. Whisk the ingredients together, inside the jar, until silky smooth.

Fill the jar with the chocolate chips, and heat f0r thirty seconds more.  Again, whisk in the jar until smooth and creamy.

Now, add just a smidgeon of salt and whisk it in.  Taste it.  Good stuff, huh?  And you know its made with chocolate, not corn syrup, whey, or other things you can’t pronounce.

Now, place your masterpiece sauce into the fridge to chill.  Then it will be cool, like me. Serve with your favorite ice cream, hot of course.

Tip, pour your hot fudge sauce over a cake, like a ganache and when it cools, you will have a scrumptious, silky smooth frosting on your cake.  And of course, I invite you to change the recipe and turn it into your very own masterpiece.

There is no success outside of the hoe that justifies failure witn the home.


Seeeeeya; G.W.North


Lesson 55, An easy and elegant Wedding Cake

You know how sometimes your on a tight budget, and you just can’t afford a $500 wedding cake?  I was asked by a young couple if I would make, and decorate a wedding cake for them.  Now I knew that they weren’t going to be able to afford a big cake, nor do I have much cake decorating experience.  But i took the challenge and put on my thinking cap.

First, I asked what kind of cake they wanted.  The bride’s father was going to attend and she wanted to please him.  His favorite cake was red-velvet.  So I made a red velvet cake.  And why, my hungry followers and friends, would I be telling you all this?  Because I’m going to give you the recipe and techniques for making a beautiful cake that a twelve year old can make. And I’ve got pictures of the completed cakes.

Are you ready Frank, Alice, how about you in the back, Kim isn’t it.  Ok.  Let’s make a cake.

Tools: Platters 10 inch, round springform pan, 8 inch springform pan, , and sheet cake pan, icing spatula, wire balloon   whisk, or electric mixer, mixing bowl, oven.

Red Velvet Cake Ingredients:

2 cup soft, real butter
6 cups white sugar
12 eggs
6 tablespoons unsweetened, undutched cocoa powder
6 cups all-purpose flour

2 cup buttermilk
2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoon baking soda
2 tablespoon white vinegar

4 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
24 ounces white chocolate
2 cup butter, softened

Decorations: Edible Flowers of varying colors and varieties, such as grape hyancinth, roses, clover, carnations, pansies, etc.  Do a bit of on line research for a wealth of information on edible flowers.

Grease your pans with butter.  Preheat oven to 350’F.

Combine the sugar and butter together until smooth. Add the eggs and buttermilk and whisk together.  Mix in the flour, salt, and baking soda and cocoa powder.  Lastly, whisk in the vinegar.  Keep whisking until the batter is smooth and lump free.

Gently pour the batter into the springform pans until 2/3’s full.    Pour the remaining batter into the sheet pan.  Place the pans in the center of the oven and bake for 40 minutes.  Test with a clean butter knife by inserting the knife into the cake, and pulling it out.  If the knnife comes out clean, the cake is done.  Remove from the oven.

While the cakes are baking, combine all of the icing ingredients into a large bowl and blend together until silky smooth.

Remove the larger cake and place it onto your cake stand.  Cut the top flat with a sharp, long knife.  REmove the smaller round cake and place the bottom of that cake on top of the first round cake.  Leave the dome. Spread the frosting evenly all over the cakes.  Now, when you are satisfied that it’s all smooth and pretty, decorate with the flowers.

Here’s what mine looked like, and the bride and groom were thrilled with both the look and quality of the cake, and icing.  you can do this.  You know you can..

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May your hot things be hot, your cold things be cold, and your cheddar be served at room temperature.

“No success can justify failure within the home.” David O McKay

Until we meet again, I hope you enjoyed this lesson.


Lesson 54 How to Properly Dress Your Bread

I know, odd title.  But it’s an accurate question.  How do you dress your bread?  Do you smear some good peanut butter on top?  Maybe you like it just with butter, or maybe butter, then  sprinkle on cinnamon and sugar.  I love a good slice of toast with butter and raspberry jelly.  You can even drip the bread in an egg and milk mixture and make French Toast.  There are thousands of ways to dress your bread.

In this lesson, I’m going to give you thee recipes, using the humble egg, and that wonderful bread from two lessons back, to create dishes worthy of royalty, but simple enough to serve to your best buddy after fishing a trout stream.  You could even serve then to your boss.

What’s that Hank, your boss is your wife?  That’s perfect.  Serve her any of these for breakfast, brunch, lunch, or dinner and maybe she’ll give you a raise!

And just sos ya knows what your getting into, I’m posting pictures, unretouched of course, with each recipe.  Follow the recipes, and your results will look just like mine.

Are you ready Steve, Alice, Bartholemew, then let’s crack some eggs.

Basted Eggs:

Class, this particular fried egg technique is tasty indeed, with bacon, and hot-buttered toast.  Now there are some restaurants that will offer you basted eggs.  You get them and they’re rubbery, with half hard egg yolks.  What they do is to put a little oil on the flat-top grill, break the eggs on top, let sizzle for a minutes or so, then squirt some water next to the eggs, and cover with a lid.  Let me tell you, that’s not a basted egg.  It’s an overcooked, steamed egg,  not how I roll, if you know what I mean.

This is a picture of my basted eggs: Basted Egg4

What you’re going to need:

Tools: 1 heavy frying pan, 1 egg turner (spatula), toaster. Salt shaker, pepper shaker, pastry brush, or butter knife.

Ingredients:                                                                                                                                                   3 strips good bacon per person (streaky bacon for my Canadian Freinds)                           2 eggs per person                                                                                                                     1 slice potato bread, toasted and buttered                                                                               Salt & Pepper

Get the pan hot over medium high setting.  When it’s hot, carefully place the bacon stips into the pan.  This is easier, and more safe if you use tongs to handle the bacon.  Fry the bacon until it begins to shrink.  Flip it over and fry until it browns to your liking.  Remove to a paper towel-lined plate.

There should be a significant pool of bacon fat in the pan.  Break two eggs into a small bowl and carefull pour the eggs from the cup into the hot fat.  It would be a good idea to wear long sleeves to avoid splashing yourself with hot oil.  I can tell you from experience, it might make you shout – oopey-dupey if the hot oil hits your skin.

Use the flat end of your egg turner to gently splash oil over top of the eggs two times.  Season with salt and pepper.  Continue to baste the eggs with the hot bacon fat until the membrane covering the yolk turns pink and the egg white is set.  Serve with the bacon, and hot, buttered toast.  That toast is just made for dunking, or dipping into that yummy yolk.  Now that’s a basted egg.

P.S. you can do the same thing, only with the melted fat from cooked sausage.  And about that whole cholesterol thing, pork fat (from bacon or breakfast sausage) has less cholesterol than does butter.

Recipe number two, Poached Eggs

I know what you’re thinking.  I can see it in your faces.  “I had poached eggs as a kid, at the hospital after they pulled my tonsils.  Those things were absolutely gross.

I have to agree with you.  I got them when they pulled my adenoids.  The eggs were bland, rubbery, and not good at all.  If I recall, the whites weren’t a hundred percent cooked either.  So why am I giving you a recipe for poached eggs?  Jerry, I’m glad you asked that question.  Cooked properly, poached eggs are sublime.  Wait, here’s a picture:

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Now tell my you wouldn’t dig into that.

Let me tell you a secret, but you have to keep it to yourself.  Those eggs are easy to make.  Now don’t tell anyone else.  Everyone things that poached eggs are impossible.  they break into a hundred pieces while the water is boiling, and you end up with this mess of soggy egg bits in cloudy water.  Now I heard of various techniques for making the perfect poached egg.  So I looked them up on-line, the funnel egg, the egg cooked in boiling water to which vinegar was added, etc.  I tried them all, and got that cloudy water egg with each.  Then I thought about how and egg reacts to heat.  I realized that boiling was just plain wrong.  You see, water boils at 212 degrees F. or so.  The egg white starts setting at 180′ F.  Why put the eggs in boiling water, which is just violent enough to tear them apart.

Then I thought about how bland poached eggs that I’d had were.  I realized that they were bland because they were unseasoned.  So I added salt to the water.

Now you know something of why so many people fail at making good poached eggs.  Here’s how to do them right.

Tools: 1 quart saucepan, slotted spoon.

Ingredients:                                                                                                                                                   2 large eggs per person                                                                                                           1 tbs. salt                                                                                                                                   1/2 tsp. butter                                                                                                                           2 cups cold water

Spread butter all over the bottom of your saucepan.  Add the water and salt (you can add pepper if you want too).  Bring to a simmer over medium heat.  When the water just starts bubbling, turn the heat back to simmer and let the water become still.  Break the eggs into a small bowl.  Then, gently pour the eggs from the bowl into the water.  Let them just sink.  Leave them alone for about three minutes.  Then, gently move them with the slotted spoon, sliding the spoon edge underneath the eggs to make sure they’re not sticking to the pan bottom.  Look at them as you gently move them.  You can see if the white has firmed up enough, as it won’t look like the lava in a lava lamp anymore.  It will hold its shape.  If they aren’t done yet, continue to check them about once a minute until they are done.  Remove them with the slotted spoon and place onto hot, toasted, buttered potato bread.  Serve something good on the side.

If you put a slice of gently fried ham onto one half of a toasted, buttered English Muffin, put a poached egg on top of the ham, and cover it all with Hollandaise sauce, then you have Eggs Benedict.  Either way, it’s elegant, tastes amazing, and is so easy to make.

Egg & Toast Recipe #3 – Poached Eggs.

Now wait, didn’t we just make poached eggs?  Yes we did.  But we will use a very specialized pan for these poached eggs.  You can get an egg poaching pan, either on line, or from most stores that sell good pots and pans.  And the pan isn’t expensive.

I know, you don’t like to have tools that aren’t multi-tasking in your kitchen.  Neither do I.  But I have soft spot in my heart for these eggs.  My Grandpa used to make them for me, along with a plate of pancakes, every time I stayed at his home, on weekends.  The eggs are also so very tasty, it’s almost ridiculous how good they are.

Here’a a picture of these beauties.Poached Egg 4

Look at how perfectly round they are.  These eggs are lightly seasoned with salt and pepper, and cooked gently in butter and steam.  Oh yeh, they are amazing.

Tools: Egg poaching pan (comes with four or six non-stick egg cup inserts).

Ingredients:                                                                                                                                                  2 large eggs per person                                                                                                            1 tsp. butter per egg cup                                                                                                          2 cups water

Add the two cups of water to the pan, and place over medium heat.  Bring the water to a boil.  Butter each egg cup to be used.  Fill unused egg cups with water.  Place the tray with the egg cups into the pan.  Crack an egg into each egg cup.  Cover.  After the eggs have been coking for three minutes, remove the lid and gently giggle the egg cups.  You will be able to see of the egg white is completely set.  If they are done, remove and place on top of the buttered potato bread.  If not, cook another thierty seconds with the lid on, then check them again.

For whatever reason, I like these eggs with breakfast sausage links.  I dip the links into the yolk.  A 2nd slice of toasted potato bread with butter and your favorite fruit jam, or preserves really completes this dish.  Oh, and please pass the ice-cold milk.

I have recipes for perfectly, fluffy, moist and delicious scrambled eggs, They aren’t quite elegant enough for this lesson.  And remember those first poached eggs, try putting them on top of lightly seasoned pasta, or a good beef steak.  It takes that humble egg to a whole different level.  But I still like them best on that yeasty goodness that is potato bread especially toasted.

May your hot things be hot, you cold things be cold, and your cheddar be served at room temperature.

“No other success can compensate for failure in the home.”


Lesson 53, How to Turn Bread Into Amazing Things

That recipe I gave you for Lesson 52 was originally a pastry dough, as I’ve already said.  Can anyone here think of something else that could be made with the basic recipe?

Ok Janet, you first.  What’s that?  Oh, Eclairs.  Well, no.  Eclairs are made from choux paste.

Ralph?  Doughnuts.  That’s good Ralph, but we already said that in the last lesson.

Katrina.  Cinnamon Rolls, now that’s something I can sink my teeth into.  So let’s go with cinnamon rolls.  First, I have to ask you; what is it you love about cinnamon rolls?  Is it the ooey-gooey texture; is it the cinnamon flavor, is it the pecan, or walnut pieces, the glaze, the pastry itself?  What is the best part of the cinnamon roll?

Cinnamon, glad you want to share.  You say that the best part is the whole thing, and that I forgot the raisins?  I have to agree.  I love all of the separate parts that make up a great cinnamon roll.  But put them together and it all becomes a magical ballet of flavors, dancing Swan Lake across your tongue.  Wait, that’s not a good image.  I don’t want any dancer’s feet on my tongue, thank you very much.  I’d rather have that cinnamon roll tickling my taste buds.  So, let’s make this.

Tools: large mixing bowl (you’ll want lots of these), Wooden spoon, Measuring Cups, Measuring Spoons, Rolling Pin, Sharp Knife, Large Work Surface, Salt Shaker filled with Cinnamon, Small Saute pan, oven.

Ingredients:                                                                                                                                                  1 recipe Potato Bread                                                                                                              1 cup real butter, melted                                                                                                            1 cup brown sugar                                                                                                                    1 cinnamon shaker                                                                                                                    3/4 cup raisins                                                                                                                          1 cup chopped pecans, or walnuts                                                                                          1 cup milk                                                                                                                                  1 cup powdered sugar                                                                                                              1/2 tsp. unflavored gelatine

Place raisins into a small sauce pan with just enough water to cover.  Bring to a gentle boil.  Simmer raisins for 1 minutes.  Drain and remove from the pan.

Liberally sprinkle all purpose flour on your work surface.  Roll the dough until it’s as thick as three, stacked, flour tortillas.  Melt half of the butter and spread all over the dough.  Sprinkle the dough evenly with the brown sugar.  Sprinkle the raisins and nuts evenly over the surface.  Now it gets tricky.  Roll the dough with the filling inside.  Dip the knife in water, and cut the dough sideways into half-inch thick pinwheels.  Place the pinwheels into a greased baking pan and cover with a clean linen towel.  Place in a warm area and let rise for a half hour.  Twenty minutes into the rise, preheat oven to 350′ F.  while the oven is heating, combine the milk, the remaining butter, the gelatine, and the powdered sugar into a sauce pan.  Heat until the milk just starts to simmer, stirring constantly.  Remove from the heat and let it cool.

Remove the cloth from the cinnamon rolls and spoon the glaze all over the top of the cinnamon rolls.  Place into the oven and bake for twenty minutes.  When the aroma of baked cinnamon rolls fills your house, they are probably done.  Check them.  They should be golden brown on top, and firm, yet tender.

Here’s the most difficult part, let them cool enough before eating so that you don’t burn your lips, tongue, or any other part of your mouth.  And I warn you, after making these, you might find that you are more popular than you want to be.  Just sayin’.

May your hot things be hot, your cold things be cold, and your cheddar be served at room temperature.

And remember this quote; “There is no success outside the home that can compensate for failure within.”


Lesson 52, Man Does Not Live By Bread Alone, But He Might Want To

I have written my thoughts, and appreciation for the potato-doughnut recipe in previous posts on a cooking website known as DiscussCooking.com. Last night, I was in the mood to make some bread. I have several good recipes for white, wheat, and multi-grain breads, all of which give me great results (especially since I now, usually add vital wheat gluten to the flour mixture). But instead of using one of my bread recipes, I decided to use the potato-dounut recipe, with a few tips I learned from paying attention to those who know how to bake bread. For those who don’t know, potato-doughnuts are a yeast-raised doughnut that incorporates mashed potatoes in the pastry dough.  The doughnuts are amazingly tender, and light, and absolutely scrumptious.  I’ve used the dough to make dinner rolls, cinnamon rolls, doughnuts, and scones (yeast raised frybread).  Last night, for the first time, I put the dough into loaf pans and made bread.  And what bread it is.

The resulting bread was possible the best I’ve ever made. It is airy, light, moist, with a great yeasty, mildly sweet flavor that works perfectly with savory and sweet, such as gravies, or fruit jams.

Of course when it came out of the oven, DW (that’s dear wife) and I both had a slice of warm bread with butter. It came out so good that with the first bite, my eyes rolled upward with that overwhelming sensation of something rare and wonderful. This morning, I made a piece of thick toast with it, spread on butter, then strawberry freezer jam. No eye rolls this time, as I knew what to expect. Instead, I ate it slowly, to make every bite tickle my senses as long as possible. For me at least, this was the perfect piece of toast.

Now I’m not bragging, as I certainly didn’t creat the recipe. I’ve just used it in ways unique. It was originally a yeast-raised doughnut recipe. I’ve discovered that it is much more. And so, I give it to you. This recipe will make two loaves, with enough leftover to fry up some scones. Or, you can just make three loaves. I wanted three loaves. DW wanted some scones. I made two loaves with dough left over for a scones breakfast.

Here’s the recipe, so you can enjoy this wonderful bread. I’m thinking that you could make really great English Muffins with it as well.

[B]Potato Bread:[/B]


1 lb potatoes (about 3 medium russets)
2 1/4 cups whole milk
1/2 cup sugar
2 Large eggs
1 tbs. salt
1/2 cup cooking oil
8 cups all-purpose flour

Microwave, or boil potatoes until cooked through. Peel and mash until lump free. While the spuds a cooking, Heat the milk and sugar to a temperature of 110′ F. Stir in the yeast until dissolved. Let sit until a head of froth develops on top. Beat in the eggs, salt, and cooking oil.

Add the mashed potatoes to the milk mixture and stir until all is creamy. Add the flour. Knead for ten minutes, or until smooth and elastic. Place in a 110′ oven, with a pan of boiling water and let rise until doubled is size (about 20 minutes). Punch the dough down and fill buttered bread pans 2/3rds full of dough. Place the remainder of the dough in a zipper-freezer bag and place in your fridge for tomorrow’s scones.

When the dough as again doubled, remove the pans from the oven and heat the oven to 375′ F. Leave the pan of water in the oven. Place the loaf pans in, on the center shelf position, and bake for 30 minutes. When the crust is golden brown, lightly thump the bread with your knuckles. If it sounds somewhat hollow, it’s done. Remove from the oven, and let cool for ten minutes. Remove the bread from the pans and let cool before bagging them.  And there you have it, one of the best breads you’re gonna eat. Enjoy.

May your warm things be warm, your cold things be cold, and your cheddar be served at room temperature.

“No success outside the home can compensate for failure withing the home.”

From the Kitchen’s of G.W. North

Lesson 51, More About Umami

I give to you a couple of great recipes today.  Each screams Umami, so be ready to put in your ear plugs.

The first recipe is one that many of you probably know and love, the humble pot roast.  So what’s that Elvis, how does pot roast scream umami?  You know that brown crust on the outside of a good roast, a little salty, a lot meaty, just mouth-wateringly intense?  That browned-meaty flavor is umami.  If you think about the flavor, you will notice that it marries well with mushrooms, soy sauce, pepper, and so many other great flavors.  It is the base flavor that you build on to make that chunk of meat a meal. Ok, so how do we get it; and how to we build upon it?  Jimmy, hold onto your chair cause we’re going for a culinary ride.

Techniques: Chopping, slicing, searing, braising.

Tools: Chef’s Knife, heavy pan (cast iron skillet is my favorite for this), dutch oven, or roasting pan.


3 lb. chunk of beef, i.e. rump roast, tri-tip, English roast, chuck roast, London Broil, etc.

1 large yellow onion, peeled and chopped

2 large carrots, peeled and sliced

5 medium russet potatoes, cut into 6 chunks each

1/4 cup fresh green peas (or frozen)

3 tbs, all purpose flour

3 tbs. butter


3 cloves garlic

1 tsp. black pepper corns

3 tbs. beef tallow, bacon grease, or cooking oil (this is all known as fat)

Preheat oven to 325′ F.  Heat the skillet over medium-high heat on your stove top.  Add fat to the skillet/pan, not the butter).  Salt all sides of the beef.  When you can start to smell the hot fat, place the meat into the pan.  Cook for about 4 minutes per side until all sides are medium to dark brown.  While the meat is browning, add two tbs. cooking oil to the bottom of the roasting pan.  Place the remaining ingredients, except the butter and flour, into the roasting pan. When the meat is browned on all sides, place on top of the veggies, cover with a lid, and place into the oven.  Let cook for 2 hrs.

About ten minutes before the roast is done, add the butter to the frying pan used for browning the meat.  Melt over medium heat, then add the flour.  Stir until well combined.  Keep stirring until the flour turns medium brown in color. This is called a roux.  By this time, the roast should be ready to come out of the oven.

Carefully remove the cooking vessel from the oven, and tilting up and away from you, remove the lid.  Use a roasting fork and a large, slotted spoon to remove the roast to a platter, with all of the veggies around it.  Ladle the pot juices into the pan with the roux, stirring to make a smooth gravy.  Pour the gravy into a serving vessel andy you are ready to serve a meal that everyone will love.

Oh, and call me when you make this.  I’ll be right over with a knife and fork.

All of the ingredients in the pot roast work together.  The sweetness of the carrots and peas, and onion, the wholesome flavor of the potato (I hope you didn’t remove the skins), and the salt and pepper, all combine to make your tongue dance a little, happy jig, and warm your belly with pure comfort.  My favorite beverage with this meal is milk.  It’s sweetness balances the wonderfully umami and salty flavors of the meal.  Enjoy.

2nd recipe; Sausage Soup

For this recipe, I used ground pork breakfast sausage, but you can substitute with Kielbasa, Bratwurst, Dinner Sausage, or just about any sausage you like, even Chorizo.

Technique: Simmer

Tools: Chef’s Knife, Pot, Stirring Spoon, Soup Pot


1 lb. of your favorite sausage

1 small onion, diced

2 dried cayenne peppers (optional)

1 fresh tomato, diced

1/4 tsp. Kosher salt

1/4 tsp. black pepper

2 carrots, peeled and sliced

1/4 cup frozen peas

2 tbs. Soy Sauce

Brown the sausage in the soup pot.  Add the remaining ingredients.  Cover with water.  Simmer over low heat, covered, for 45 minutes.  Serve with buttered French Bread.

It’s as simple as that.  Again, the soy sauce and sausage flavor combine to give the broth that special umami flavor that belnds with the other ingredients so well.

I think you get the idea.  There are some many things you can make when you recognize and concentrate on umami, the fifth flavor sense, everything from pasties, to meat pies, to perfect steak, chops, burgers, soups, roasts, sauces, gravies, fish dishes, etc.  You just have to remember to balance a little sweet, and sometimes sour to balance the flavors.  Now, go and explore the wonderful world of umami.  Create some reci[pes of your own.  Report back to me next Tuesday, and bring the teacher (that would be me, a bright and shiny apple).

From the kitchen of G.W North

May your warm things be warm, your hot things be hot, and your cheddar be at room temperature.

“No other success can compensate for failure within the home.” – David O McKay